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Best Newspaper Headlines of 1998

I read about eight newspapers in a day.  When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

- Will Rogers
 

  1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
     
  2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
     
  3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
     
  4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
     
  5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
     
  6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
     
  7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
     
  8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
     
  9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
     
  10. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
     
  11. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
     
  12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
     
  13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
     
  14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
     
  15. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
     
  16. War Dims Hope for Peace
     
  17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
     
  18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
     
  19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
     
  20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
     
  21. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Source: www.cs.ucla.edu

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